Brad is at the top of every NFL team’s draft list, but every year he breaks their hearts by yet again refusing to declare his eligibility.
Coming soon to a theatre near you:
The Girl With the Brad Tattoo
A documentary about the estimated 75% of the US female population who has had Brad’s likeness permanently inked onto their body.
When sprucing up his living quarters - rather than waste time with dropcloths and painter’s tape - Brad simply stands in the center of the room, forcefully speaks the color of his preference, and the wall acquiesces to his request.
Yeah, Brad’s got a Hemi.
Brad Slogans
Brad: Now with 12 additional herbs and spices!
Brad / Brad 2012. The man with enough leadership to be not only his own vice-president, but his entire cabinet as well.
Brad’s image is so spotless that he doesn’t need to use laundry detergent because his clothes actually become cleaner as he wears them.
Coming soon to a theatre near you:
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Brad
From time to time, Brad has been known to responsibly enjoy a frosty, hops-based beverage.
(Happy St. Patrick’s Day, from Brad Facts!)
Brad is a PS3 living in an Atari 2600 world.
